Just in case you didn’t know, the Jedi are a serious Force in Great Britain (pun intended), due to the 2001 census, where 400,000 people claimed the Jedi faith as their own.
This weekend, one of the founders of the British Jedi Church was savagely attacked during a documentary interview by none other than Darth Vader, who “was under the influence of alcohol, [and who] went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.”
I’m sure that there is some kind of quirky hairdresser joke in there somewhere.
If you, too, want to get in on the action, the ‘church’ has a branch in Florida.
James