Posts Tagged ‘funny’
I’m Not Drunk Enough
In funny, video on October 8, 2008 at 6:29 pmIt’s nice that the guy is also named James:
Passing Gas = Battery
In funny, pop culture on September 26, 2008 at 1:31 pmWhere did the officer place the breathalyzer, exactly?
Man charged with battery for farting near cop
Police say suspect passed ‘very odorous’ gas during breathalyzer testSOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. – A man has been charged with battery on a police officer for allegedly passing gas and fanning it toward a patrolman.
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“I couldn’t hold it no more,” he said.
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Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.
“This is ridiculous,” he said. “I could be facing time.”
Start Your Engines
In funny, geek, local, pop culture on May 5, 2008 at 1:47 pmMy buddy Der Tommissar is back. And he hasn’t tried to kill a monk in over a year.
Hello, Yuma
In funny, pop culture on April 26, 2008 at 3:46 pm
After watching 3:10 to Yuma last night, I dreamed that I was part of the movie, but with Hello, Kitty guns.
Gummy Bears
In funny, video on April 22, 2008 at 4:03 pmYes. I am a freak. But I found this down right hilarious:
(WordPress does not like the embed tags … arrgh!)
USB Pregnancy Test Kit
In funny, geek on April 1, 2008 at 4:21 pmThinkGeek debuts the world’s first USB Pregnancy Test Kit:
Now you can get simple and more accurate results analyzing your procreation success with pTeq’s USB Pregnancy Test Kit. This kit displays your levels of hCG, hCG-H, and LH to provide you with the full spectrum of your cycle. Can also be used as a fertility monitor. All you need is a free USB port and two X chromosomes.
Darn! I only have one X chromosome. Maybe my wife has one I can borrow.
No Laughing!
In funny, pop culture on March 28, 2008 at 1:59 pmMan Claims to Speak ‘Australian’ After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat
SYDNEY — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak “Australian”.
Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.
The orchard worker later called back and said: “Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right, you know.”
Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours’ community work.
Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.
All I can say is that I’ll have what he’s having.
