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My buddy Der Tommissar is back. And he hasn’t tried to kill a monk in over a year.

After watching 3:10 to Yuma last night, I dreamed that I was part of the movie, but with Hello, Kitty guns.

Yes. I am a freak. But I found this down right hilarious:

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ThinkGeek debuts the world’s first USB Pregnancy Test Kit:

Now you can get simple and more accurate results analyzing your procreation success with pTeq’s USB Pregnancy Test Kit. This kit displays your levels of hCG, hCG-H, and LH to provide you with the full spectrum of your cycle. Can also be used as a fertility monitor. All you need is a free USB port and two X chromosomes.

Darn! I only have one X chromosome. Maybe my wife has one I can borrow.

Man Claims to Speak ‘Australian’ After Allegedly Being Raped by Wombat

SYDNEY —  A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he was raped by a wombat and the experience had made him speak “Australian”.

Arthur Ross Cradock, 48, from the South Island town of Motueka, called police on February 11 and told them he was being raped at his home by the wombat and he needed help, The Nelson Mail newspaper reported.

The orchard worker later called back and said: “Apart from speaking Australian now, I’m pretty all right, you know.”

Cradock pleaded guilty in the local court to using a phone for a fictitious purpose. He was sentenced to 75 hours’ community work.

Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock’s life.

All I can say is that I’ll have what he’s having.